Disneyland watch out!!

So Brenda and I are in Disneyland. Be afraid be very afraid.
The day started out good. Then Brenda lost her boarding pass twice, luckily enough she managed to find it in a short time frame. Luckyyy!
She also managed to lose her passport... then discovered it was in her pocket after she nearly crapped in her pants.
The drive to Anaheim was pretty uneventful, however there were a few things said that should go down in the history of the quote book.
Firstly, here is my list of dumb things I said.
•Do they have tumbleweed here? Oohh! Is that tumbleweed?.... Awwww. It’s attached to the ground.”
•“Oh! I thought it said Phallus Pinch Road!”
–It really said “Phillips Ranch Road”
•“Back at that place we ate at… Big Willies!”
–It is really called Wild Bills… really that is practically the same thing.

Now here is the list of what Brenda said.

•“Here’s the question. Was the hole there before the tree?”
•“Zzyzx? What the hell? ‘I’d like to buy an owl, Alex.’”

Most of these were followed by intense laughter and practically a brain hemorrhage on my part.

Then when we arrived at Disney we dropped everything in the room, after using the VALET. Yes, it is the one time where someone called me Ma'am without adding you're making a scene. We headed out to the parks and walked around in the dark.
The first order of business, Pirates of the Caribbean. My first trip there, I enjoyed it, didn't get a wet bum like Brenda did... haha. (She said it was because the seat was wet... I think she is scared of treasure.)
Then we watched Fantazmic and the Fireworks dealie. Then checked out the shopping. Everything is pricey, as to be expected.
Then we came home, Brenda ate some corn chowder and I went to bed with a nasty headache... Brenda had to entertain herself. Note: Best sleep ever.

I will try and post some pictures later, I can't get the computer to talk to my camera.

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